... Wait, is that a common cause of planar kidnapping on your world???

[Pidonus' story training does not yet appear to include that particular trope of isekai fiction. Being from a world that doesn't have truck-kuns yet, that's probably why...]

The fact that you've been pulled in as your character... That's a new one for me too, honestly.

From what I'm getting, though...

Dang it, if I had a way to do planar teleportation, I could actually get in range to help somehow, I think, but.