Third Quest: Voice

[lightnovelexperiences]

Yeah, I can definitely confirm that some griefer-ass idiots are around causing trouble. There's a group of them leading pirate raids on Costa Dulce.

The locals weren't very happy with all the Adventurers sticking around eating up the food, until we graciously allowed them to tell us how to fight off the fucking player character pirates. That does give us a bit of a leg up on figuring out what's going on, got a letter to deliver to the Contessa about how we rule, actually.

On the offchance anyone else is stuck here, be on the lookout for an Erandite priestess with a stupid-ass strawberry staff, a conquistador-looking Warrior taking tank builds, Literally Ahri Kpopskin Leagueoflegends, an edgy koboldt caster and an edgier Eithyr warlock of the inferno. All of them kind of made themselves hostis mundanis generis.

Also, Frankie Bacon says hi and is extremely relieved that World War Three hasn't broken out. Yet. The crisis is young.

Comments

[nijistaryume]

That's kinda creepy, but at least it's only a maybe. If they're pirates, I assume they have a ship, right?

[lightnovelexperiences]

We expect they do; they need some way to get rid of all the junk, and people, they're stealing.

I'm going to be part of a mission to burn it down and take back everyone.

[nijistaryume]

Stealing people? You mean like kidnapping to sell them on the black market and stuff? That sounds pretty Invader-y, too. What do you know about their raids if they haven't been coming by ship straight into the town?

[lightnovelexperiences]

Oh trust me, we are operating from the tactical assumption that these idiots are basically Invaders.

We know what direction they come from and have accurate maps of the island made by cartographers trained by the Temple of Io. There's only one place their fortress can be that a ship of any size can dock at that isn't Costa Dulce's cargo dock.

The problem is that Adventurers, mundane or otherwise, are on a different level from most fighters. And there's at least a full party of 5 Adventurers helping the pirates.

[nijistaryume]

How many do you have? And have you tried scouting out any ways to sneak in where they aren't expecting? Like underwater caves, those exist sometimes.