Third Quest: Voice

[lightnovelexperiences]

Yeah, I can definitely confirm that some griefer-ass idiots are around causing trouble. There's a group of them leading pirate raids on Costa Dulce.

The locals weren't very happy with all the Adventurers sticking around eating up the food, until we graciously allowed them to tell us how to fight off the fucking player character pirates. That does give us a bit of a leg up on figuring out what's going on, got a letter to deliver to the Contessa about how we rule, actually.

On the offchance anyone else is stuck here, be on the lookout for an Erandite priestess with a stupid-ass strawberry staff, a conquistador-looking Warrior taking tank builds, Literally Ahri Kpopskin Leagueoflegends, an edgy koboldt caster and an edgier Eithyr warlock of the inferno. All of them kind of made themselves hostis mundanis generis.

Also, Frankie Bacon says hi and is extremely relieved that World War Three hasn't broken out. Yet. The crisis is young.

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[turingcompletionist]

I was thinking someone else if we're talking corporate sabotage, but...

[She sighs.]

Anyway, thanks for the heads-up on those motherfuckers and for checking up on Frankie. I've been visiting them at the hospital as often as I can and I tend to look in on the room I got you and Sekh too. Though you'll probably gonna be getting a roommate or two, since DARPA wants to start putting three or four in each room now, since the players keep coming in. You have any preference as to who?

Oh! And you've got a friend that visits pretty often. Nice kid, red hair, somewhere in his twenties? Want me to pass on any messages?

[lightnovelexperiences]

I... That's a surprise. I didn't think anyone would want to visit.

Uh, tell him I'm okay.

The other guildmembers I guess, if they have nowhere else to be.

[turingcompletionist]

Oh yeah, he comes in all the time. He really misses you, you know. And I think there's maybe a little bt of survivor's guilt at play too, admittedly, [she adds with a sigh.] Given that he missed getting sucked in with you guys because he had an exam.

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[lightnovelexperiences]

...in that case you can tell Ralph that rolling a 20 on a Saving Throw Vs Isekai does not make him a bad person, it just makes him a lucky sonovabitch.

And maybe in a position to help us, if that doesn't settle his nervous ass.

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[lightnovelexperiences]

He's not who I expected to be torn up about it but...

...well, I didn't expect anyone to be torn up about it except maybe Mom. More fool me.