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[accidentallich]

Sorry to take everyone's time, but I have a question.

I have a friend who also has access to this website. The thing is that my friend was turned into an undead against his will, and he's not so much eager to let people know? That usually ends in people trying to exorcise you, it's not fun for anyone.

But if this site has angels, and gods, and that kind of thing, would it be alright for my friend to be honest?

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[turingcompletionist]

Yeah, I kinda guessed.



... would it be rude to ask what kind of undead dude you are?

[accidentallich]

A lich, I think? I'm pretty sure.

[turingcompletionist]

Oh neat, with a phylactery and shit?



... oh dude. You're Jewish, right, so is your phylactery literally your phylactery?

[accidentallich]

I was trying to keep that a secret for safety reasons??

[turingcompletionist]

.............




Shit, Gershom, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm sorry. Forget I ever asked.

[accidentallich]

It's probably fine. Don't worry about it.

[turingcompletionist]

If you're sure.

[accidentallich]

I'm sure it'd be a waste of time for anyone to kill me when I don't really do much. So it's fine.

[turingcompletionist]

Yeah, but bigots don't care about that.

[accidentallich]

That's true... Well, even so. As long as I don't give out my address I should be okay.

[turingcompletionist]

Yeah! Definitely don't do that, dude.

[accidentallich]

Don't worry, I've been using the internet since it was invented.