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Oct. 30th, 2020 02:47 pm
nijistaryume: Confused but happy. (huh guess so)
[personal profile] nijistaryume
[The video turns on to a simple bedroom, where the resident out-of-place child in a rainbow shirt and jeans waves and looks up from her wooden chair.]

Hi! Okay, I know I shouldn't be asking other worlds for everything, or, uh, much of anything, but it's coming up on my turn to give a lecture. See, me and the people I live with try and teach each other the stuff we know so we can all work together better! Uh. Some of the time. And since you guys probably already know Earth stuff, I'm not giving anything away if I ask you how it is, right?

So! [She clears her throat.] How people use and transfer heat energy! I mean, aside from with elementals since Earth doesn't have those. There's stuff like fire, and back home there's heaters and electricity and those little handwarmer things that half the time only work in the store. But actually, heat comes from when particles are moving faster than normal, and... uh, I should probably start earlier, huh? Maybe I should go into, like, cells or something first, but then people are gonna say that's not useful. Come on, it's at least as useful as me having to learn all this Sengeian history stuff.

Okay, new plan. If you knew basically nothing about Earth, and you already learned about cities and what a smartphone is and, like, memes and stuff, what would you want to know about. And also, don't use this to try and find out more about Iden, we're kind of in war. I don't wanna get in trouble or anything.

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Oct. 24th, 2020 03:12 pm
necroyalty: (when my eyes beheld)
[personal profile] necroyalty
[You find yourself staring at the interior of a luxurious old-timey library. Mahogany furniture sits atop a plush carpet, with papers and books littering the nearest desk, the wall facing you adorned with the portrait of a stuffy dead white guy staring out into history. There are books, books upon books, on shelves that stretch all the way to a ceiling one can only supposes reaches the gods, eventually.

A finely dressed woman with an almost deathly pallor and an unsettling chill in her eyes taps at the screen, then gives a small smile.]


Curious.

I wish to ask if any of you have bothered tinkering with the capabilities of this network. I have a few ideas of things I think might be possible, but! I'm going to need a volunteer.

Shouldn't take too long, but do mind the mess I might make.

shslliar: (Oh... He's here too.)
[personal profile] shslliar
It's been a long day... But... )

[ Whoever's broadcasting this video put a lot of effort into setting the scene. Here is a figure in a strange white suit with a checkered scarf sitting with his hands folded on top of a desk. He's purposefully aimed his camera so that his head's out of the frame; better to make himself somewhat anonymous (and seem a bit taller maybe) than to expose himself right away, but leave just enough of a hint in case someone he knows gets this message. ]

Ahem! This is the Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma. For those of you who have no idea who that is, that means I run a secret society with thousands of members stationed all over the world.

[ He unfolds his hands and lets his fingers drum on top of his desk. ] Now, I've had a really crappy day and it's pretty late right now, but if I'm gonna have access to the entire Multiverse I might as well entertain myself.

SO! Whoever gets this message! Give me your name and show me a good meme, or I will have my lackeys track you down and send you to Siberia! Kapeesh?!

[ ... Anyone gonna tell him he sounds like a young teenage boy? ]
lightnovelexperiences: (irl streamerface)
[personal profile] lightnovelexperiences
[Here's a somewhat overweight and pale guy with a kind smile in a smallish bedroom, with a desk beside the bed; he has headphones on, with a bigger helmet array his headphones can hook into lying next to him, and his webcam catches some anime figurines and a lot of books and CD roms and flash drives on a shelf.

There are posters up as well: one poster of a Valkyrie with an inexplicable rune-studded handheld railgun, titled VALKYRIE in a faux-runic font; one of a group of female k-pop stars in white and silver faux-uniforms; and group of 6 magical girls of various species, led by an elf with some kind of mace, facing a tall, broad-horned devilish figure.]


Okay. So! I think I might be tied for "furthest into the future," at least so far, so I hate to break it to you all that I'm actually kind of boring. In the grim darkness of 2047, there is only retail work at the Tote-Em-Snax convenience store. But hey, free minitacos at the end of the day since we'd throw 'em out otherwise.

But seriously, hi, I'm Jake Kim-Michaelson and I supplement my meagre income occasionally by streaming or holocasting games. Usually video games but I do occasionally do tabletop for a crowd. I should really stream Capes or the Questing Country TTRPG more often, really.

But hi. I'm a wageslave and nerd from the distant year of 2047. Ask me anything.
accidentallich: (and when the heart is quiet)
[personal profile] accidentallich
Sorry to take everyone's time, but I have a question.

I have a friend who also has access to this website. The thing is that my friend was turned into an undead against his will, and he's not so much eager to let people know? That usually ends in people trying to exorcise you, it's not fun for anyone.

But if this site has angels, and gods, and that kind of thing, would it be alright for my friend to be honest?
godslantern: (hope is our four-letter word)
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[As alarming as it is that this device was delivered to Neriel's work space in the infirmary without drawing any attention... she thinks it may be useful. Especially now that matters are, well, arguably deteriorating further, even with Armageddon grinding to an unexpected halt.]

Can anyone tell me more about Earth? It looks like I'll need to make a planetside visit soon to get to the bottom of something, and our official records are... pretty vague. Comes of most angels not wanting to set foot on the place, I'm sure.

If it helps, we're 6022 years past the Creation of Earth, close to 6023. I believe the prevailing human calendar is at or near 2020?
[It's near, not at, but that's never been a relevant calendar to Neriel's interests.]
twoasone: (I just want you here with me)
[personal profile] twoasone
After some concerning narration that no one is going to see... )

If this is some sort of trap, don't even think about visiting me. I'm not in the mood to be shanghaied again.

[ Uh... Congrats, Badgers. You have your first angry text. ]
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Welcome to the grand opening of the Multiversal edition of Badgernet! Hopefully you can see this, going multiversal turned out to be surprisingly tricky! Assuming all goes well, you should be able to reply to this and make new posts. You should've also gotten the welcome message. If not, well, you probably won't be able to contact us so we'll be keeping an eye on things and immediately getting on fixing problems as they appear. As such, we'll be too busy to respond to comments on this post. Apologies!

[Insert a gif of an animated badger opening a champagne bottle while confetti falls everywhere.]

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