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[See this? It's Marla, sipping down a beer while she stares into the camera.]

What's up, sluts?

Alright, I'm gonna propose we try to play a game here. It's called "Never Have I Ever" and I'm assuming you guys have heard of it, but if not, you just say something you've never done, and if anyone here HAS done it, ya drink.

And then you say something YOU'VE never done.

I'm gonna start! So um:

Never have I ever been arrested?

superstylishsquid

I'm not sure if this is hilarious or painful. For a bit of context, after my boss offed the hero I'd wanted to fight, he kidnapped some girl for who knows why. Turns out, her boyfriend managed to follow her and get his hands on the source of the ex-hero's power, but he's about as bright as a chimp with a concussion.

Somehow, he's managed to bumble his way into defeating all three of our junior officers, and Fire Leo's not exactly the best guy to send to a sandbar in the middle of the ocean, so guess who gets to go take out the trash. It's a waste of my talents, but it might just be worth it to not have to suffer the secondhand embarrassment of watching him.

[About an hour later, the post gets edited.]

Update: Maybe it wasn't completely dumb luck after all. I'd pretty much mopped the floor with the guy, was all set to finish him off and everything, but he managed a beautiful comeback. By which I mean, he actually managed to land a hit on me that I felt, but that's pretty impressive for a newbie at this. If he survives Fire Leo too, maybe he'll actually turn out to be worth considering as a hero.

Too bad he ruined the beauty of his moves by deciding to call himself 'Viewtiful', not to mention by being generally ugly. He should've stuck with Stumblebutt Joe.

[Attached is an image that looks more like a movie still than a candid photo.]

godslantern

[As alarming as it is that this device was delivered to Neriel's work space in the infirmary without drawing any attention... she thinks it may be useful. Especially now that matters are, well, arguably deteriorating further, even with Armageddon grinding to an unexpected halt.]

Can anyone tell me more about Earth? It looks like I'll need to make a planetside visit soon to get to the bottom of something, and our official records are... pretty vague. Comes of most angels not wanting to set foot on the place, I'm sure.

If it helps, we're 6022 years past the Creation of Earth, close to 6023. I believe the prevailing human calendar is at or near 2020? [It's near, not at, but that's never been a relevant calendar to Neriel's interests.]

badgernet

Welcome to the grand opening of the Multiversal edition of Badgernet! Hopefully you can see this, going multiversal turned out to be surprisingly tricky! Assuming all goes well, you should be able to reply to this and make new posts. You should've also gotten the welcome message. If not, well, you probably won't be able to contact us so we'll be keeping an eye on things and immediately getting on fixing problems as they appear. As such, we'll be too busy to respond to comments on this post. Apologies!

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