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"This," Michael says, in a classic EVA suit, panning the drone around a black expanse, with a station under him, "Is the world's first space port. It's not a secret. You can't really keep something this big in geosynchronous orbit a secret. As for what I'm doing up here, they gave me clearance to be a welder a few days ago, so I'm aiding in construction after a brief crash course in EVA."

Behind him, as he starts working, another light appears on the orbital horizon, briefly, before flickering out. "It's something that requires a lot of visual acuity and hand-eye coordination, because the arc doesn't make as much of a sound, as you can probably tell. But I love being a part of this. I want to be part of the first humans to really go faster than light--"

There is a sudden blur.

Michael is gone.

The drone follows the motion and attempts to accelerate to catch up with the strange pod which now has Michael flattened through its front, collapsed on to a pilot who is obviously not of this world.

The pod grows arms, and catches the drone, and Michael, and the feed cuts off.

The feed cuts back on with someone new? A woman, about 5'9", in a body suit and an iridescent skirt, with green hair with brown fringes. The eyes are of a light green and in perfect focus. The body suit is tight to, and thick enough to stand as protection in a pressure escape situation. "Uh-- Hey everyone. So-- you probably saw the accident. Turns out, extraterrestrial intelligent life, is a thing??? Although I guess that-- that was probably inevitable. We've looked through so little of the sky and we thought we could just, find gravitic engines, I guess. The pilot's fine. Uh-- apparently they hit some space junk and careened, and at that high a speed, well, if it's fast enough to be interesting, it's fast enough to be dangerous. But uh-- their doctors say-- after a brief translation through Badgernet's speech-to-text-- that most of my body got liquefied, and uh-- this is what they did to help."

"I, I'm gonna talk with them about constructing something similar to my original body, once I'm not tripping over myself in this one. I don't know exactly what the issue is, but that's my second priority after physical therapy so I'm sure I haven't lost any motor control. That'd be a death knell for sure, I barely made it with my vision requirements--"

Michael pauses. "Vision... requirements. Oh fuck, how am I going to prove I'm me once I'm back? Uh-- advice, please? Too?"
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[This time, the feed is clearly video, though it's not showing anything interesting - the underside of a desk lamp and the ceiling of a room. How thrilling.

Somewhere off-camera, Shinji lets out an exasperated sigh. "No, it's - what if I hurt someone? How's any of this worth shit then?"

"Trust your instincts, Shinjiro." The person he's talking to sounds feminine, around his age, and like she's trying to come off a lot more confident than she actually is yet. "They'll lead you in the right direction. The more time you spend fighting yourself, the more likely the accident you're afraid of becomes."

"Easy for you to say, when you've been at this for ages already."

"Yes, well, I had to practice as well. Neither of us can be faulted for Akihiko apparently being a natural. If you lack faith in yourself, have faith in us. We trust you."]

***

[As with last time the network thing pulled this stunt, Shinji discovers it several hours later.]

Fuck's sake, that's annoying.

...Wonder if she's on to something when what I'm worried about isn't wolf shit, though.
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[The recording opens on what looks like some sort of Victorian-style mansion, with a posh looking chair off to the side. The screen is dominated by a rather imposing figure, twice the size of even a large human. His voice is a deep growl, with an unnatural reverb to it.]

Just get me something I can sit in without it breaking. I don't care if it matches or not, it's temporary.

[He's addressing a small group of identical robots built roughly to scale with an average human. One of them makes a series of high-pitched 'beee' noises in response, and the demon shrugs.]

Pester Charles or something, he should have tail-friendly furniture. Just don't tell him why I need it.

[More half-beeps.]

Because, he'd laugh his head off if he found out I look just as monstrous as the rest of them.

[More beeping, and this time the demon lets out a sound akin to a groan.]

Good question, we're not exactly buddies...

[He starts to shake his head, then takes note of his computer screen.]

Well, so much for not showing off this form. Well, might as well crowdsource...anyone watching this got any ideas for how to ask someone about borrowing furniture without saying why? Keeping in mind that the 'someone' in question is a self-proclaimed evil 'genius' and thinks of me mainly as a professional obstacle.
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[ A bunch of teenagers are gathered in a small cafeteria that's clearly seen better days... And they all look like they came straight out of Monster High.

The snake haired guy in the visual kei dress seems particularly bothered by the transformation, because he keeps complaining how this flies in the face of every myth he's studied. A hipster vampire isn't sure what to make of all this, nor do the fashion zombie or the "tsundre devil".

Kokichi snickers from behind the camera as he pans over to the other side of the room. There's a spider maid doing her best, a theater demon comforting an emo ghost, and a fish girl who's... Praying to her god or something? The femme fatale vampire thinks her outfit's too sexy, the franken-punk doesn't think she's sexy enough, and the hippie werewolf wants his gentleman suit back.

Nee hee hee... This is so stupid!

Panning over a pastel goth mage, a confused Super Sentai Robot, and some poor kid who looks like manticore Garfield now, Kokichi focuses his camera on a jock werewolf's conversation. ]


"Well, yeah! It's not every day you wake up with dog ears and a letter jacket, but that doesn't make me any more likely to kill anyone!"

Real inspirational, Mamota-chan! Keep it up!

[ That got a couple of people's attention... And a miffed look from Mamota. ]

"Huh- Hey! Are you filming this?!"

Nooooo~! [ And then the feed shuts off.

Five minutes later, Kokichi's texting. ]


so this is because Badgernet screwed up? WOW didn't think the site could alter reality that badly!
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Oh. So last night was network bullshit. Explains a lot.

Doesn't explain the ripple effect on everyone else, but at least Aki and Mitsuru took me being confused as me just being new to werewolf shit.
[What the fuck. Wasn't the Dark Hour enough moon-related nonsense?]

The fuck is a Strega and why are we in some kind of low-key turf war with them.
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Something went wrong with the calibration of the inter-world connections. I think you can see the results now. .Bridge is working on getting it fixed as fast as possible, but they say they'll have to be careful not to break things even further. So a lot of testing before we roll out the fix. Apologies for the hiccup!

[There's a gif of badgers with hard hats frantically hammering away at machines.]

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Oct. 31st, 2020 03:47 pm
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[The video feed starts looking at some trees. It's dark out, but the sky is orange somehow.

An organ seems to play from nowhere, as the camera pans to a hill... And a chaotic-looking shack on top of it. Bats fly off of the roof, sounding far louder than their distance from the camera should allow.

And, finally, the camera moves into the gothic lair of... Well, it's obvious Rita, but she's dressed in black with a cat-eared headband on, and looks really kinda angry.]


Okay, who the hell is responsible for relocating my house to some kind of creep zone whatever-the-hell-this-is?!

And replaced my clothes with this... Thing! And reorganized my equipment!

And just ARRRRRRRGH!!!! Where the hell is Aspio, even, I have work to do!!!
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Look I shouldn’t even know martial arts. I flunked college aikido during my bad year, that’s about it.

So three questions!

1: what the fuck is a vajrapanta
2: why do I know enough Taekwondo, kenpo and aikido to take down a huge hairy man trying to threaten me at work because we’re apparently tainted by evil spirits
2b: look I could have told you that, evil spirits of capitalism possessing Corporate would be unsurprising
3: when did Akira become a Dionysus worshipper of some kind and what’s up with his giving me beer and telling me it has healing properties
4: I’m bad at counting what the fuck is a circle and why am I apparently in one

seriously just cause I’m half-Korean doesn’t mean I should know anime level punchwizardry and yet

PS: Akira’s beer is good. herby and light. not much of a beer guy myself but it’s pretty great. Wouldn’t say if it’s healing per se but it does make me feel better

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Oct. 31st, 2020 10:47 pm
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What did you people do?!

[ An urgent, panicked whisper hisses from the bedroom of Badgernet's resident youngest member. Specifically, from what appears to be under the covers, although even in the camera's cramped and dim view, it's obvious that Valmont's PJs are just as unnecessarily green as his everyday wear. What's also obvious, and more immediately relevant, is the white fur sprouting over his face and hands, culminating in a pair of distinctly lupine ears atop his head. He glares, but his eyes are anxious. ]

Do you know how difficult it was to even turn this contraption on in my condition? I have paws! Paws, for heaven's sake! And I know one of you is responsible for this, this sort of thing didn't happen before all that time travel business a few weeks ago -

[ He cuts himself off, keenly aware of the need, for once, to cut short his bellyaching. ]

Look. I'm meant to be ready for school in thirty minutes - fewer, now. If my host parents see me like this, it'll be the pound instead. Help me!

[ He's always been more of a cat person anyway :c ]

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