Deedee Yeowoo (CLR 35 / VULPE / Unaligned) (
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badgernet_multiversal2020-10-31 03:03 pm
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less gothic-punk, more bad wuxia (text)
Look I shouldn’t even know martial arts. I flunked college aikido during my bad year, that’s about it.
So three questions!
1: what the fuck is a vajrapanta
2: why do I know enough Taekwondo, kenpo and aikido to take down a huge hairy man trying to threaten me at work because we’re apparently tainted by evil spirits
2b: look I could have told you that, evil spirits of capitalism possessing Corporate would be unsurprising
3: when did Akira become a Dionysus worshipper of some kind and what’s up with his giving me beer and telling me it has healing properties
4: I’m bad at counting what the fuck is a circle and why am I apparently in one
seriously just cause I’m half-Korean doesn’t mean I should know anime level punchwizardry and yet
PS: Akira’s beer is good. herby and light. not much of a beer guy myself but it’s pretty great. Wouldn’t say if it’s healing per se but it does make me feel better
So three questions!
1: what the fuck is a vajrapanta
2: why do I know enough Taekwondo, kenpo and aikido to take down a huge hairy man trying to threaten me at work because we’re apparently tainted by evil spirits
2b: look I could have told you that, evil spirits of capitalism possessing Corporate would be unsurprising
3: when did Akira become a Dionysus worshipper of some kind and what’s up with his giving me beer and telling me it has healing properties
4: I’m bad at counting what the fuck is a circle and why am I apparently in one
seriously just cause I’m half-Korean doesn’t mean I should know anime level punchwizardry and yet
PS: Akira’s beer is good. herby and light. not much of a beer guy myself but it’s pretty great. Wouldn’t say if it’s healing per se but it does make me feel better
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I mean, he's the god of getting crunk, and who doesn't need that once in a while
and you're right about there being worse, by all accounts Zeus is the god of thinking with the wrong head
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though I can't imagine the benefits being much more than his friends company and really, really good booze. maybe also a Monsterhearts oneshot for Halloween or something
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this came with the idea that I'm a "vajrapanta"
what the fuck is a Vajrapanta? who the fuck knows?
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kenpo: a formalized method of punching people in the nuts
aikido: a formalized method of throwing people who try to punch and kick you
corporate: i guess you would call these the bigger, meaner cousins of guilds
dionysus: a god, mostly of booze and parties. hypnos apparently knows him personally
korean: from the country korea. my dad was korean. my mom's parents were from russia.
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I understand your references now.
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No.
Do not.
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you’re just a bundle of isekai related trauma huh
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But they are enemies.
[ it's trauma ]
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also at least you’re a vampire in 2047, the era where you need to venture out under the daystar the least
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source: what my roommate assures me was a werewolf trying to jump us at the tote-em-snax, which they could tell was one on account of their fucking weretiger sense of smell
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Shit. I think I might have to sleep in my closet today. Most of the rooms here have windows. Also it's a bitch and a half to tune out these little whispering voices all the time.
look, it's required
[Shinji's joking, and only saying this because so far these two seem like Not Horrible Adults.]
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It seems like I'm an odd one out, I'm not affected by this event. Maybe it's because the curse already counts me as a monster?
But yeah, basically the genre's switched on you from 'mundane Earth' to, as you put it, 'punchwizardry' which sounds a lot cooler than Monks, an adventuring profession on my world.
Not sure about the healing beers thing, I suspect if I had an alchemist buddy on my world they could figure out how to do that though?
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