less gothic-punk, more bad wuxia (text)

[lightnovelexperiences]

Look I shouldn’t even know martial arts. I flunked college aikido during my bad year, that’s about it.

So three questions!

1: what the fuck is a vajrapanta
2: why do I know enough Taekwondo, kenpo and aikido to take down a huge hairy man trying to threaten me at work because we’re apparently tainted by evil spirits
2b: look I could have told you that, evil spirits of capitalism possessing Corporate would be unsurprising
3: when did Akira become a Dionysus worshipper of some kind and what’s up with his giving me beer and telling me it has healing properties
4: I’m bad at counting what the fuck is a circle and why am I apparently in one

seriously just cause I’m half-Korean doesn’t mean I should know anime level punchwizardry and yet

PS: Akira’s beer is good. herby and light. not much of a beer guy myself but it’s pretty great. Wouldn’t say if it’s healing per se but it does make me feel better

Comments

[lightnovelexperiences]

sparkly or regular kind?

also at least you’re a vampire in 2047, the era where you need to venture out under the daystar the least

[turingcompletionist]

... crazy kind. Evidently. The sparkly kind are the Torero, oh Jesus fuck, I think Alain is one of them. What the fuck?

[lightnovelexperiences]

Yeah I don’t know either, but, uh, be advised that there are also werewolves, and they don’t like vampires or corporations much

source: what my roommate assures me was a werewolf trying to jump us at the tote-em-snax, which they could tell was one on account of their fucking weretiger sense of smell

[turingcompletionist]

Yeah, no, werewolves have cooties. Fuck 'em.

Shit. I think I might have to sleep in my closet today. Most of the rooms here have windows. Also it's a bitch and a half to tune out these little whispering voices all the time.

look, it's required

[fruitknife]

Rude. Fuck someone else.

[Shinji's joking, and only saying this because so far these two seem like Not Horrible Adults.]