less gothic-punk, more bad wuxia (text)

[lightnovelexperiences]

Look I shouldn’t even know martial arts. I flunked college aikido during my bad year, that’s about it.

So three questions!

1: what the fuck is a vajrapanta
2: why do I know enough Taekwondo, kenpo and aikido to take down a huge hairy man trying to threaten me at work because we’re apparently tainted by evil spirits
2b: look I could have told you that, evil spirits of capitalism possessing Corporate would be unsurprising
3: when did Akira become a Dionysus worshipper of some kind and what’s up with his giving me beer and telling me it has healing properties
4: I’m bad at counting what the fuck is a circle and why am I apparently in one

seriously just cause I’m half-Korean doesn’t mean I should know anime level punchwizardry and yet

PS: Akira’s beer is good. herby and light. not much of a beer guy myself but it’s pretty great. Wouldn’t say if it’s healing per se but it does make me feel better

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[fruitknife]

Rude. Fuck someone else.

[Shinji's joking, and only saying this because so far these two seem like Not Horrible Adults.]