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[accidentallich]

Sorry to take everyone's time, but I have a question.

I have a friend who also has access to this website. The thing is that my friend was turned into an undead against his will, and he's not so much eager to let people know? That usually ends in people trying to exorcise you, it's not fun for anyone.

But if this site has angels, and gods, and that kind of thing, would it be alright for my friend to be honest?

Comments

[accidentallich]

A lich, I think. Not something that can pass for human.

[twoasone]

A lich? I'm not familiar with the term.

[accidentallich]

I'm not an expert, but it's a type of skeleton where your soul is contained outside your body.

[twoasone]

How unfortunate.

[ Ah, mixed feelings. On one hand, he kind of wants to see if he could use the bones for something. On the other hand, having your soul not be in your body sounds horrifying. ]

[accidentallich]

It's not something I would wish for anyone.

[twoasone]

At any rate, I don't think anyone on this site will mind. Just be careful not to reveal where that soul is hiding.

[accidentallich]

Even I'm not that foolish.

[twoasone]

Thank god for that. I suggest you keep it safe for as long as you can. Who knows if something that eats souls exists in your world.

[accidentallich]

[And then someone just straight up guesses it.]

I wouldn't know. I'm not very well-informed about other nonhumans.

[twoasone]

[ That wasn't a guess. You are way too obvious, Gershom. ]

Just be careful, then.

[accidentallich]

I will. Thank you for your kindness.

[what a nice person!]

[twoasone]

You're welcome.

[ Kindness... Hah! If only Gershom knew... ]

[accidentallich]

[After a moment, the video clicks on, revealing a skeleton in cat-patterned pajamas.]

Um... hello.

[twoasone]

[ What the...?

There's no video recording from Shin's end, thank god, but this... Well. ]

Well, it looks like we found your "friend." I didn't quite expect to see a skeleton, but here we are.

[accidentallich]

I'm sorry, I lied, it was me the whole time.

[We been knew, Gershom.]

[twoasone]

You're a terrible liar, actually. We knew it was you from the start.

[accidentallich]

Oh. That's a little embarrassing...

[But it's something that's good to not be good at, at least?]

[twoasone]

Don't worry too much about it. Like we said, you being an immortal skeleton is the least of our concerns.