Kokichi Oma {王馬 小吉} (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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badgernet_multiversal2020-10-23 10:49 pm
shslliar) wrote in badgernet_multiversal2020-10-23 10:49 pm
Video, UN: checkmate
[ This was his dorm, huh? A bluish grayish bedroom where he's supposed to sleep until someone kills him?
Wow. Incredible. Thanks for nothing, Akamatsu-chan.
He slumped into a chair soon after he threw the Monokub out of his new home and locked the door. Too tired to pace around the room, too irritated to sleep... Whatever was in the manhole was a total bust, and there was no visible exit on that end wall... He has to figure out what's going on around here, but could he really trust those idiots to--
BIP BOOP. ]
What the...? [ That sure was Kokichi's Monopad making weird sounds. He pulled it out to check... Is that a new app on the screen? He really wasn't in the mood for another one of Monokuma's tricks, but then again the black and white critter looked nothing like that ugly bear. May as well tap on it and check out the tutorial that popped up... ]
"Hello and welcome to the multiversal edition of Badgernet..." Multiversal? Seriously? [ He mumbled as he read the whole thing to himself, wondering what kind of weirdo would give social media to a class full of hostages at this hour of night... With little warning... Does anyone else have this app?
... Might as well find out. ]
[ Whoever's broadcasting this video put a lot of effort into setting the scene. Here is a figure in a strange white suit with a checkered scarf sitting with his hands folded on top of a desk. He's purposefully aimed his camera so that his head's out of the frame; better to make himself somewhat anonymous (and seem a bit taller maybe) than to expose himself right away, but leave just enough of a hint in case someone he knows gets this message. ]
Ahem! This is the Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma. For those of you who have no idea who that is, that means I run a secret society with thousands of members stationed all over the world.
[ He unfolds his hands and lets his fingers drum on top of his desk. ] Now, I've had a really crappy day and it's pretty late right now, but if I'm gonna have access to the entire Multiverse I might as well entertain myself.
SO! Whoever gets this message! Give me your name and show me a good meme, or I will have my lackeys track you down and send you to Siberia! Kapeesh?!
[ ... Anyone gonna tell him he sounds like a young teenage boy? ]
Wow. Incredible. Thanks for nothing, Akamatsu-chan.
He slumped into a chair soon after he threw the Monokub out of his new home and locked the door. Too tired to pace around the room, too irritated to sleep... Whatever was in the manhole was a total bust, and there was no visible exit on that end wall... He has to figure out what's going on around here, but could he really trust those idiots to--
BIP BOOP. ]
What the...? [ That sure was Kokichi's Monopad making weird sounds. He pulled it out to check... Is that a new app on the screen? He really wasn't in the mood for another one of Monokuma's tricks, but then again the black and white critter looked nothing like that ugly bear. May as well tap on it and check out the tutorial that popped up... ]
"Hello and welcome to the multiversal edition of Badgernet..." Multiversal? Seriously? [ He mumbled as he read the whole thing to himself, wondering what kind of weirdo would give social media to a class full of hostages at this hour of night... With little warning... Does anyone else have this app?
... Might as well find out. ]
[ Whoever's broadcasting this video put a lot of effort into setting the scene. Here is a figure in a strange white suit with a checkered scarf sitting with his hands folded on top of a desk. He's purposefully aimed his camera so that his head's out of the frame; better to make himself somewhat anonymous (and seem a bit taller maybe) than to expose himself right away, but leave just enough of a hint in case someone he knows gets this message. ]
Ahem! This is the Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma. For those of you who have no idea who that is, that means I run a secret society with thousands of members stationed all over the world.
[ He unfolds his hands and lets his fingers drum on top of his desk. ] Now, I've had a really crappy day and it's pretty late right now, but if I'm gonna have access to the entire Multiverse I might as well entertain myself.
SO! Whoever gets this message! Give me your name and show me a good meme, or I will have my lackeys track you down and send you to Siberia! Kapeesh?!
[ ... Anyone gonna tell him he sounds like a young teenage boy? ]
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Mostly I just collect cat videos, though.
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This is it's final form:
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You're both dorks, you know that?
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Do you have any actual memes, or are you someone else who doesn't know what they are?
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You're right about that, buddy! Cat memes are the best memes!