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[accidentallich]

Sorry to take everyone's time, but I have a question.

I have a friend who also has access to this website. The thing is that my friend was turned into an undead against his will, and he's not so much eager to let people know? That usually ends in people trying to exorcise you, it's not fun for anyone.

But if this site has angels, and gods, and that kind of thing, would it be alright for my friend to be honest?

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[turingcompletionist]

Yeah, shit. You're Jewish, aren't you? [She can recognize Yiddish when she sees it.] One behalf of my fellow Catholics I'm so sorry about that shit.

[accidentallich]

Don't worry about it. I know the majority of you are lovely people, you don't have to take responsibility for the ones who aren't.

[turingcompletionist]

Thanks, dude.

Anyway, uh, you can tell your friend that I'm sorry he got non-consensually turned undead, but if he wants to, uh, talk to me about it, I'd be willing to listen. And I won't judge him for things that were done to him.

[accidentallich]

It's a little hard to talk about, but I'm sure he appreciates it.

Gershom Alter. Nice to meet you.

[turingcompletionist]

Nice to meet you too! You can call me 'Charley' or 'Thorne'--I answer to both online.

[accidentallich]

Charley it is.

Oh, um, the friend thing was a lie. It's actually me. Sorry.

[turingcompletionist]

Yeah, I kinda guessed.



... would it be rude to ask what kind of undead dude you are?

[accidentallich]

A lich, I think? I'm pretty sure.

[turingcompletionist]

Oh neat, with a phylactery and shit?



... oh dude. You're Jewish, right, so is your phylactery literally your phylactery?

[accidentallich]

I was trying to keep that a secret for safety reasons??

[turingcompletionist]

.............




Shit, Gershom, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm sorry. Forget I ever asked.

[accidentallich]

It's probably fine. Don't worry about it.

[turingcompletionist]

If you're sure.

[accidentallich]

I'm sure it'd be a waste of time for anyone to kill me when I don't really do much. So it's fine.

[turingcompletionist]

Yeah, but bigots don't care about that.

[accidentallich]

That's true... Well, even so. As long as I don't give out my address I should be okay.

[turingcompletionist]

Yeah! Definitely don't do that, dude.

[accidentallich]

Don't worry, I've been using the internet since it was invented.