Third Quest: Voice

[lightnovelexperiences]

Yeah, I can definitely confirm that some griefer-ass idiots are around causing trouble. There's a group of them leading pirate raids on Costa Dulce.

The locals weren't very happy with all the Adventurers sticking around eating up the food, until we graciously allowed them to tell us how to fight off the fucking player character pirates. That does give us a bit of a leg up on figuring out what's going on, got a letter to deliver to the Contessa about how we rule, actually.

On the offchance anyone else is stuck here, be on the lookout for an Erandite priestess with a stupid-ass strawberry staff, a conquistador-looking Warrior taking tank builds, Literally Ahri Kpopskin Leagueoflegends, an edgy koboldt caster and an edgier Eithyr warlock of the inferno. All of them kind of made themselves hostis mundanis generis.

Also, Frankie Bacon says hi and is extremely relieved that World War Three hasn't broken out. Yet. The crisis is young.

Video (killed the light novel star, redux)

[axmeowder]

[ The "video" turns on to show the inside of a covered wagon. The scene out of the back is a large, impressive-looking building, something straight out a fantasy story. But really, the focus is on a very irate catgirl. ]

TIME MAGIC!?

That's not even a- That's not supposed-

Who would even think to create something like that!?