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[badgernet]

Welcome to the grand opening of the Multiversal edition of Badgernet! Hopefully you can see this, going multiversal turned out to be surprisingly tricky! Assuming all goes well, you should be able to reply to this and make new posts. You should've also gotten the welcome message. If not, well, you probably won't be able to contact us so we'll be keeping an eye on things and immediately getting on fixing problems as they appear. As such, we'll be too busy to respond to comments on this post. Apologies!

[Insert a gif of an animated badger opening a champagne bottle while confetti falls everywhere.]

Comments

[atleastimnotzeus_boy]

I would imagine a sorcerer has better things to do than antagonize one of the Gods. And yet. Here we are, here we stand.

I have actual parchmentwork to do, and security to tighten, and don't appreciate my work being interrupted with whatever... foolishness this is.

[oneiroslacker]

They must really be an impressive magician if they've managed to inconvenience you, sir! I can't even remember the last time that happened.

[atleastimnotzeus_boy]

That would be the night I slept overlong, and in the morning Zagreus was gone.

Back through the front door by the afternoon, of course. But you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you, Hypnos?

[buddo do not remind this joker of Times Magic Inconvenienced Him.]

[oneiroslacker]

No sir! I don't know anyone crazy enough to do something like that. Maybe you just needed your rest? You work too hard!

[atleastimnotzeus_boy]

[Red's lookin kinda sus, not gonna lie]

A shame. We shall see that it doesn't happen again, I'm sure.

[oneiroslacker]

I won't let anything get past my watch, count on it!

[1/2]

[twoasone]

[ He doesn't respond immediately.

His first reaction is to try and find something to scream into. Pretty easy to do when your hobby involves making furniture, but... ]

[2/2]

[twoasone]

[ Wait. This person said one of the gods. Which means this isn't that singular god Reverend Gray keeps talking about. Which means...

Oh dear lord, he's going to have to ask for clarification. Please don't perceive too much of him through the internet, he only has half a wicked soul left. ]

Which god?

[atleastimnotzeus_boy]

You may address me as the Lord Hades. I am the keeper of the underworld, jailer of the dead, one of the Cthonic gods. Beneath the notice of Olympus, and I'd like to keep it that way.

[twoasone]

I see, good to know.

[ This is Greek Mythology. He is talking to a figure from Greek mythology.

Maybe he should just leave the man to his work and keep far, far away... Yikes. ]