Hello, this is a test post and an announcement!

[badgernet]

Welcome to the grand opening of the Multiversal edition of Badgernet! Hopefully you can see this, going multiversal turned out to be surprisingly tricky! Assuming all goes well, you should be able to reply to this and make new posts. You should've also gotten the welcome message. If not, well, you probably won't be able to contact us so we'll be keeping an eye on things and immediately getting on fixing problems as they appear. As such, we'll be too busy to respond to comments on this post. Apologies!

[Insert a gif of an animated badger opening a champagne bottle while confetti falls everywhere.]

Comments

[accidentallich]

Um, I'm trying to access Jewish Digest, and it keeps redirecting to this page? Which I'm sure is a very lovely website, but it doesn't so much look like my forum, and I was supposed to post an article today...?

Did we rebrand and no one told me?

[oneiroslacker]

Oh, so that's what a badger looks like! I've heard of them from the shades who died by being mauled by them, but never seen them myself. They're adorable!

[superstylishsquid]

Huh, I thought Sprocket had stuff like this blocked on Jadow computers.

Multiversal, though? Are they serious?

[fruitknife]

Great. Like I don't already have enough weird shit to deal with.

[ordinarythings]

Oh my, I didn't know there were other people working on this already. Though I'm sure Luca will want to keep working on his version. So who else is out here?

[ordinarythings]

You work in the afterlife?

[oneiroslacker]

That's me! Official greeter for the House of Hades.

[ordinarythings]

Well, there's only around 20 people in my universe, so I'm pretty sure this is accessing other ones!

[oneiroslacker]

Life is just one big pile of weirdness! And then you die.

[ordinarythings]

[Hades...the name is sort of familiar, and she thinks she might have read some mythology about it before. She's not 100% sure, though.] Is that name metaphorical, or is your afterlife an actual building?

[fruitknife]

No fucking shit.

[oneiroslacker]

Both? There's definitely a 'you exist here now under my roof' kind of feeling, but also there are actual buildings inside the afterlife.

[oneiroslacker]

Oh, there's plenty of that too!

[fruitknife]

[...the fuck.]

You say that like I hadn't noticed.

[superstylishsquid]

Talk about a small world.

That's pretty impressive. Gotta wonder who has enough time and power on their hands to put something like this together.

[oneiroslacker]

I don't know what you have and haven't noticed! Sometimes mortals can't see what's in front of their faces.

this is IRL!Deedee, or rather "Jake"

[lightnovelexperiences]

This isn't the MundusWiki forums.

This isn't the MundusWiki forums at all.

...I don't suppose anyone here has any advice on optimizing an Invoker build towards Five Heavenly Guardians Monk? Or would know what the hell I'm even talking about when I ask.

[lightnovelexperiences]

No, I was trying to get to a gaming forum and, uh, this popped up.

Shalom?

[accidentallich]

Shalom! I'm sorry, I don't know much about... I think D&D classes? So I can't really help.

[superstylishsquid]

MundusWiki? Please tell me that's about some sort of TV show or game with a really uninspired setting name.

Bless you, Alastor. Wait shit that might hurt you.

[lightnovelexperiences]

I mean, everything else about that setting is Roman as hell, down to them having a pantheon of very Roman gods with Greek-ass antecedents. You take one look at Aurora and tell me she isn't basically Athena wearing a halo.

So... it's an MMO, yeah. They go in hard on alt history for the worldbuilding and I kind of love it? The hub city is basically Seville, it's great.

username is "westandreamcatcherhere"

[lightnovelexperiences]

Close enough! Pretty much every fantasy game rips off D&D without shame.

Not gonna give out my real name, safety issue, but nice to meet you. Don't suppose you'd be interested in any kosher Korean recipes?

[lightnovelexperiences]

Korean-American gaming streamer checking in. Well, when I'm not working at the Tote-Em-Snax, anyway.

Wait, you were working on something like this?

i haven't decided what his username is but it's Definitely Not This

[accidentallich]

I'm not much of a cook [it's the whole lack of taste thing] but I'd be happy to pass them on to the forum thread. If I ever get access to it again.

[atleastimnotzeus_boy]

I would imagine a sorcerer has better things to do than antagonize one of the Gods. And yet. Here we are, here we stand.

I have actual parchmentwork to do, and security to tighten, and don't appreciate my work being interrupted with whatever... foolishness this is.